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Tuxedo Explosion! The EP

by Youth in Asia

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1.
My Racist Grandpa 03:34
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I have this Grandpa He used to be so nice Now he calls me Mexican And says I have head lice I have this Grandpa He used to be so cool Now he yells at all the help And shouts out "Crackers rule!" My racist grandpa Damn he's just so cruel My racist grandpa He's such a bitter fool My racist grandpa My racist grandpa My racist grandpa He's not allowed 'round schools I remember Grandma She left him, I was five That was when he didn't the Chinese Oh, how relations die Grandpa's getting worse Every single day He won't come over on holidays He says my brother's gay Oh My racist grandpa Damn he's just so cruel My racist grandpa He's such a bitter fool My racist grandpa My racist grandpa My racist grandpa He's not allowed 'round schools My racist grandpa Damn he's just so cruel My racist grandpa He's such a bitter fool My racist grandpa My racist grandpa My racist grandpa He's not allowed 'round schools Ryan: What are you doin'!? Tommy: *sigh* Writing a song Grandpa... Ryan: Well... don't make it suck! Tommy: Alright Grandpa...
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I Hate You 01:47
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I hate you more than so much, and I'll explain it as such... Like the girls hate the boys Like the Hatfields and McCoys Like a cat and a mouse Like a burglar and a house alarm I'd give my arm For you to go For you to know How much... I hate you Like a vampire hates the sun I hate you Like a fat kid hates to run I hate you Like a Mexican hates walls I despise you Like a midget hates talls Like a blond and brunette Like a Yankee and a Met Like the South and rap Like a Mormon and the "Clap" Oh snap I wish you death Just like McBeth I hate you Like football hates band I hate you Like a rebel hates the man I hate you Like the Nazis hate the Jews I loathe you Like Hawaiians and the news Like a circle and a square Like an apple and a pear Like a student and a teacher Like a whore and a preacher Like Justin and Kelly Like jam and jelly Like the jocks and the gays Like weekends and weekdays Anyways... I hate you Like a fish hates a net I hate you Like a Russian hates Roulette I hate you Like a scooter hates a bike I hate you Like a chola and a dyke
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Nilla Gaga 01:18
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Bitches in Prison 03:08
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5.
Parrot 02:35
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This song was mostly improvised as well.
6.
For Billy Mays 02:12
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Too heart-breaking to type out all the words :(

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The debut album of Youth in Asia.

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released January 1, 2010

All songs written, arranged, and performed by Youth in Asia which is: Ryan Austerman, Tommy Drake, and Jacob Kuoha. Recorded at Chris Posh Studios 1 in Murrieta, CA. We'd like to thank our family and friends for supporting us through recording and performing our music. We love doing this, and we hope to not stop any time soon!

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Youth in Asia

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